Why I like sports more then my girlfriend. Don't get me wrong guys I think she's great, but I just wish she had a mute button. I just don't understnd why we always have to have a seroius conversation when the biggest and most exciting game is on. In that split second I wish I was programmed into a computer chip that would automatically answer all of her trivial questions about feelings and thoughts, while I'm watching the game. Doesn't she realize that a man needs Man-Testosterone time to function in life. Whether it be hanging out with the boys consuming the gift from the gods which others may refer to as "beer", Oh to have the taste of a nice refreshing, chilled delightful treat on my lips makes me drool I have to admit. Just when I think life is perfect there's some chirping going on in the distance, which you can only block out for so long. Girls if you want to talk about break-ups and emotions go home or go to a coffee shop. You know that place was made for chicks and all their drama that they produce...Sit on a bean bag and suck on a latte, or Chai tea. Whatever, just give us a break once in a while...Girls the next time you come home to your boyfriend sitting on the couch comfortably with a happy grin on his face, just leave him alone for awhile. I promise you the relationship will be that much stronger! But honey If your reading this I swear I didn't write it I was just projecting the way your brother describe his relationship! Peace and Chicken Grease! If you guys love Sports just as much as me you should check out www.namemyteam.com and get your own personal sports domain today! Show your Support!